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If rollerdecks were still a thing then 5 Hertford Street would have the most impressive in the world. The open fires, soft lighting and armchairs made to sink into make it a dream spot for lazing off your hangover, treating a date, or impressing your parents with your excellent lifestyle choices.
Housed in where else? But where Shoreditch House reaches dizzying heights are the is the top-floor restaurant and the rooftop pool with iconic views across London. The wood panelled drawing room features a pianist and bar while upstairs the minimalist loft feels like a spaceship or laboratory. The club is home to a membership made up of mainly creative types drawn from the media. Great for: Food and drink, while the disco upstairs is pretty good too Who goes here: Creative industry types, again, perhaps with a more corporate angle?
All male clubs may be the work of the devil, but all female clubs are progressive as hell. The Fulham club is where well-to-do Londoners go to hang out.
The imposing house and manicured gardens are only as impressive as their waiting list. The only way in is to be born to a member a tricky option for you at this stage or to marry one. Genuinely, it really is worth it.